Dear sir,
While I can appreciate your affinity for sunflower seeds, I would appreciate you refraining from eating them while driving in front of me on the freeway and throwing the shells out the window. You may not have noticed, but the shells are actually not heavy enough to fall straight to the ground. As a result, they are carried in the wind and land on the windshield of the car behind you. In this case; my windshield. I would suggest these more appropriate sunflower seed eating venues: baseball games, picnics, your couch at home, anywhere but the freeway, in another lane on the freeway, behind me on the freeway. I hope you continue enjoying your sunflower seeds and may they grow to sprout goodwill and happiness in your life.
Sincerely,
Michelle
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