Dear sirs,
While I can appreciate your affinity for biking and watching television, I would appreciate you from refraining from talking to the TV while sitting next to me at the gym. Yes, both of you. It freaks me out. To clarify, "talking" also includes moaning, sighing, shaking your head or one word comments every few minutes. You may not have noticed, but the people on the TV (in this case, experts analyzing the election) cannot actually hear what you are telling them. They do not care whether you agree or don't agree with what they are saying, what your opinions are, or even how many calories you are burning per minute. Plus, you look like idiots. So, please let me suggest these more appropriate TV-talking locations: your house and....well that's pretty much it. So, thank you for your input and good job on your tough workout. From now on, I will be sitting at a bike far away from you two TV talkers.
Sincereley,
Michelle
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