A True Delight

Do yourself a favor. Drop what you're doing, grab your keys, drive to the nearest grocery store, find the snack/chips/popcorn aisle and buy yourself 1,000 boxes of these:

The cashier may look at you funny, but that's ok. Just explain how these taste almost exactly like Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, but are WAY less bad for you. The cashier will understand.