2. The glands in my neck are so swollen that I look like this guy:

3. I haven't been able to eat solid food in three weeks.
4. My tonsils look like they're covered in blue cheese and my breath smells about five times worse.
5. Who knew mucus came in such a variety of colors?
6. I found out that you sweat more by having a 102 fever for two straight weeks than you do while running a triathlon.
7. There's nothing good on TV on weekdays.
7a. I'm home to watch the fourth hour of the Today Show. That is some HORRIBLE programming.
8. I've spent more time at the doctor in three weeks than I have in 5 years.
9. How many times do I need to hear; "oooooh. Who gave you mono??" *wink wink, nudge nudge* Seriously people.
10. I'm too exhausted to think of a number 10.
Thank you and goodnight!