Perception

You see cars?

I see funny-shaped Easter eggs. Or giant M&Ms!

Invites

I have a genius idea for a new trend in wedding invitations. Just a simple email that says:

I'm getting married

Wanna come?

Please respond ASAP with "yes" or "no"

It may be slow to catch on, but it would sure save us brides a ton of time.

Chillin' in Vegas

Brenda took me to a very cool bar while I was in Vegas for a conference this week. Just how cool? Minus 5 degrees to be exact. It was the Minus5 Ice Bar in the Mandalay Bay hotel. Everything was made of ice, including the drink glasses, but they give you gloves, coats and boots to keep you comfortable. Definitely a gimmicky place, but the music was good, the drinks were delicious and the company couldn't be beat.

Busted!

Caught on camera! The culprit returned with another kill. This time, we made him leave before he could dine on our balcony again. Reservations only. We don't accept fly-ins.